1 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,593 ( Screams ) 2 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,128 ( Sighs ) 3 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:15,679 I just had a horrible dream 4 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:18,007 that Gideon stole the deed to the Mystery Shack 5 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,058 and kicked us out 6 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,977 and we all had to move in with Soos's grandma. 7 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:23,432 That was no dream, dude. 8 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,640 ( Screams ) 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,609 Shh! Por favor. 10 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,811 Uh, sorry, Abuelita. 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,365 Oh! Soos, your grandma is so adorable! 12 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,034 And her skin is old lady soft. 13 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,157 ( Sighing ) 14 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,740 Mabel, quit being creepy! The news is finally on! 15 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,121 In a move that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing, 16 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:45,747 child psychic Gideon Gleeful 17 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,295 has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack, 18 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:51,545 previously belonging to area shyster Stanford Pines. 19 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,964 That picture's taken out of context. 20 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,510 Now that you have the shack, 21 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,929 what exactly are you planning to do with it? 22 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,802 I have a big announcement to make today, 23 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,258 and I'd like to cordially invite 24 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,936 all the good people of Gravity Falls to join me. 25 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,889 Free admission to everyone who wears their Gideon pins! 26 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,395 It's my face! 27 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,734 I just can't believe Gideon beat us! 28 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,732 Normally I'm able to save the day. 29 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,233 This is all my fault. 30 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,234 Don't worry, Dipper. 31 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:18,408 Looks like Mabel's gonna have to be the hero of the family now! 32 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,908 I'll defeat Gideon with my grappling hook! 33 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,748 Mabel, no offense, but that grappling hook 34 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,576 has literally never helped us once. 35 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,786 Oh, yeah? Jelly grab! 36 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,006 I vacuum the walls now. 37 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:37,086 So you lost the shack. Look on the bright side, dudes. 38 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:38,421 Now you get to live here with me. 39 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,380 Soos! 40 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,011 Hey, anyone wanna play racecars? 41 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,682 They're out of batteries, but we can make pretend. 42 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,852 ( Gags and coughs ) Would it be a new low if I ate that? 43 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,222 ( Chuckles ) I'm just kidding. I'm totally eating it. 44 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,271 We've gotta get the Shack back. 45 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,813 Hello, Gravity Falls! 46 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,899 ( Spectators cheering ) 47 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,235 Gideon is the psychic-est! 48 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,446 He guessed the secret ingredient to my coffee omelet! 49 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:49,250 Somehow he knew about my horrifying secret birthmark. 50 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,751 I love that child psychic so much! 51 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:53,203 ( Grunts ) You're choking me! 52 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,005 Grandma, is that you? 53 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:56,332 We're in. 54 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,129 Just wanna say, don't know what we're doing here, 55 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,928 but I am loving these fake moustaches! 56 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,927 If anyone asks, I'm not Soos. 57 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:06,012 Ladies and gentlemen! 58 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:09,186 Today I am delighted to announce my new plans 59 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,888 for the former Mystery Shack. 60 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,437 I give you Gideonland! 61 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:15,518 -What?H -Dude! 62 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,444 We're gonna turn this dirty old shack 63 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:21,445 into three square miles of Gideon-tertainment! 64 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:24,577 And, introducing our new mascot, 65 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,324 Li'I Gideon junior! 66 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,826 Boom! He's a pig! 67 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,832 Waddles! You monster! 68 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,747 All right, that's it! 69 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,328 Hey! Hey! 70 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,755 ( Grunting and panting ) 71 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:39,004 Listen up, people! Gideon's a fraud! 72 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,381 This kid broke in and stole my property! 73 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,587 -Arrest him, officers! -Yeah! 74 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,297 Such accusations! 75 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,558 Mr. Pines, I recall you gave the property to me. 76 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,511 Look, here's the deed right here! 77 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,430 Well, that's all the proof I need to see. 78 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,892 I love you, Li'I Gideon! Sing them funny songs! 79 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,147 Hey! 80 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,607 ( Gasping ) 81 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,864 Now get off my property, old man. 82 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,908 I'll show you who's the old ma-- 83 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,952 Ow! Aah! My hearing aid! Aah! (grunting ) 84 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,030 Thanks for visiting Gideonland, friends! 85 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,492 ( Chuckles ) Don't come back. I don't care for y'all. 86 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,456 (all sigh ) 87 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:16,837 ( Grunts with exertion ) 88 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,297 Don't worry, guys, we'll get the Shack back somehow. 89 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:20,294 We better. 90 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,215 Wendy! 91 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,793 If I can't work at the Shack, 92 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,378 my dad's gonna force me to work upstate 93 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,095 at my cousin's logging camp. 94 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,849 What? You're leaving town? But we need you here! 95 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,764 Yeah, especially Dipper, because of his giant crush on... 96 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:36,314 You. Calyptus trees! 97 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,267 ( Nervous chuckle ) The kid loves eucalyptus trees. 98 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,320 ( Chuckling ) Saved it! 99 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,898 Oh, man, guys, don't look now. 100 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,323 Take me back, Wendy! 101 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,243 My arms are too skinny to keep holding this boom box forever! 102 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,742 -I was never here. -Have you been getting my texts? 103 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,574 Do I need to send you more texts? Wendy! 104 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:58,250 This is not good. I cannot feed such a big family. 105 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,001 Where will we stay, Dipper? 106 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,208 Where will I put all my sweaters? 107 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,380 And what's Stan gonna tell Mom and Dad? 108 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:07,714 Ah, Mr. Pines will figure something out. He always does! 109 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,095 Don't worry, your son and daughter are fine. 110 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,510 Where are we staying? 111 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,346 Uh, I put 'em up at this amazing 4-star hotel! 112 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:20,772 What? Uh, sure, we got... Plenty to eat. 113 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,234 Uh, relax. If I thought I couldn't take care of these kids, 114 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:27,737 I'd send 'em back right away. Uh-huh. You, too. 115 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:30,410 Grunkle Stan, can we order pizza? 116 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,781 ( Sighs ) 117 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:42,210 ( laughs ) 118 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,167 ( Blows whistle ) Back to your corner! 119 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,678 I've been meanin' to ask you, boy. 120 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,634 Shouldn't you be celebratin' Gideonland 121 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,095 instead of sticking your head in that there book all day? 122 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,557 Father, have I ever told you the true nature of this book? 123 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,148 It was written many years ago by a brilliant unknown author 124 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,276 who learned secrets too powerful for one man. 125 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,858 He hid his journals where he thought no one would ever find 'em. 126 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,652 Because he knew that if the journals were ever brought together, 127 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:15,536 they would unleash a gateway to unimaginable power! 128 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,916 Codes and maps have led me to believe 129 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,415 the other book's buried somewhere on this very property. 130 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,337 And I intend to find it. 131 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,007 So that's why you wanted the Mystery Shack. 132 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,299 That's right, Father. 133 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:27,797 It's time to begin the search... 134 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,094 For the other journal! 135 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,096 Go, red car! 136 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,769 Go, other red car! 137 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,935 This would be a lot more fun with batteries. 138 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,144 (grunts) 139 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,903 ( Clears throat ) Kids, we gotta talk. 140 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:49,277 Look, I've been thinking, and I can't take care of you anymore. 141 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,525 I don't have a house, or-- or a job. 142 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,827 The plan is you're going home. 143 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,158 Your bus leaves tomorrow. Here are your tickets. 144 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:57,660 But, Grunkle Stan, you can't give up. 145 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,495 Yeah, dude. Look at these faces! 146 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,748 Be cuter, Mabel! Your summer depends on it! 147 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,124 Look, I lost, okay? 148 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,422 The best thing is for you to be with your parents. 149 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:06,999 I'm sorry, kids. Gideon won. 150 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,338 Summer's over. 151 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:12,470 Mr. Pines! Come back! Reconsider! 152 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,178 Mabel, that's enough! 153 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,350 If Stan won't get our home back from Gideon, 154 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,052 then we'll have to do it ourselves! 155 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,808 Gideon may have the upper hand, 156 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,186 but we have one thing he doesn't. 157 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:24,812 -A grappling hook! -The journal! 158 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:28,111 Oh, the journal. Journal! 159 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,540 All right. The bus to take us out of Gravity Falls 160 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:41,833 comes at sundown. 161 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,036 If we wanna stay in town, we've gotta get past those guards, 162 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,329 make it through the fence, 163 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,585 and get Gideon to hand over that deed. 164 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,676 Leave that to Mabel! Wa-cha! 165 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,045 Aah! (grunts) 166 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:55,346 Now will you admit the grappling hook is useless? 167 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:56,802 Nope! 168 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,476 Okay, what can we use to defeat Gideon? 169 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:02,183 Let's see. Barf fairy? 170 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,935 -Yeah! -Nope. 171 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:07,018 Butternut squash with a human face and emotions? 172 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,693 -Yeah! -Nope. 173 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,521 Whoa! What's this? 174 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,071 I've stared at this page for hours. 175 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,739 It seems like a blueprint to build some kind 176 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,818 of strange futuristic super weapon-- 177 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:19,826 Boring! To defeat those guards, we need some kind of army. 178 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,370 Wait a minute. An army! 179 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,370 Mabel, that's it! The gnomes! 180 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,122 Uh... 181 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,758 I think this is their hiding spot. 182 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,470 I wonder what gnomes do out here all alone in the forest. 183 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:35,341 Both: Aah! 184 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,173 ( Scatting ) Aah! 185 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,553 This, this is normal. 186 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,976 This is normal for gnomes. Scrub, scrub. 187 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,685 Well, well, well! Look who came crawling back! 188 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,267 Take five, Chris. You guys keep doin' what you're doin'. 189 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,816 So, changed your mind about marrying me, did you, Mabel? 190 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:56,234 Ew! Hardly! We need your help. And seriously, ew! 191 00:08:56,494 --> 00:09:00,078 You want our help? After you left me at the altar? No dice! 192 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,076 Well, what if we were able to get you a new queen? 193 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,782 One even more beautiful than me! 194 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,744 Her name's Gideon and she has lovely white hair. 195 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:11,002 Whoa! Mature woman, huh? Hey, Shmebulock, get my cologne! 196 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,548 Shmebulock! 197 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,922 Is "Shmebulock" all you can say? 198 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,800 Shmebulock. 199 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,097 It's a deal! 200 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,602 Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest, 201 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,804 most expired apple cider you've got. 202 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,264 Sure thing, Mr. Pines. 203 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,148 Soos? What are you doing here? 204 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,475 Since the Mystery Shack shut down, 205 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,402 I've had to take a bunch of part-time jobs. 206 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,447 Grave digger, bus driver, really awesome cook. 207 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,274 Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it? 208 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,110 ( Woman screams ) 209 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:43,910 ( Sighs ) You're a good man-child, Soos, 210 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,160 but it's not looking good. 211 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,409 This whole town loves Gideon and hates me. 212 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,961 If only they knew how evil he really was. 213 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,206 Hey, I'm here for you, dude. 214 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,462 The entire lower half of your body is on fire. 215 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:58,295 Shh. We're having a moment. 216 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,506 Where are you, journal? 217 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,137 Where are you? 218 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,890 Boy, I hate to interrupt you, but you have some guests. 219 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:06,891 What? 220 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,724 Give us the deed to the shack, Gideon! Or else! 221 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,435 Am I supposed to say, "or else what?" 222 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,817 Yes, you are supposed to say that! Now! 223 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:16,984 ( Both grunt ) 224 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,235 ( Qasps ) 225 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,906 ( Iaughil19 ) 226 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,204 ( Gasping ) 227 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,543 You're surrounded by an unstoppable gnome army. 228 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,128 Now give us back our deed and get off our property! 229 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:35,082 And let the marriage ceremony begin! 230 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:39,215 ( Sighs ) Very well. I suppose this deed belongs to-- 231 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,593 ( shrill whistle ) 232 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,638 Ha! What do you know? Works on gnomes, too. 233 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,761 Stop! We'll do anything! 234 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,938 How can we serve you, your majesty? 235 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,391 The most beautiful girl we've ever seen! 236 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,100 I am not a girl! 237 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,696 Really? But your skin is so soft. Do you moisturize or... 238 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:58,863 Subdue them! 239 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,574 ( Overlapping grunting ) 240 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,494 I have to admit, kids, I am impressed by your creativity. 241 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,280 -How did you ever? -Let go! 242 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:07,363 Oh, no! 243 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,996 No! Could it be? Is it? 244 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,168 -( Gasps ) -( laughs ) Of course! 245 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,745 It all makes sense! 246 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,547 The one place I'd never think to look. 247 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,873 You had it the whole time! 248 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,585 And to think I actually considered you a threat! 249 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,086 No! Give it back! 250 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,972 Every victory you had was because of your precious book! 251 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,720 -Give it back or I'll-- -Or you'll what, boy? 252 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,724 You'll what? Huh? Huh? No muscles, no brains. 253 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,397 Face it. You're nothing without this! 254 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,357 Bye-bye forever, y'all. 255 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,521 ( Whistles ) 256 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,569 [[511 257 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,955 Next time, do your own dirty work! Come on, boys! 258 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,742 Well, that's it. 259 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,582 Guess the bus should be here soon. 260 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,293 What? Dipper, don't give up! 261 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,257 You always have a plan! 262 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,293 No, the journal always has the plan! 263 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,545 Think about it, Mabel. Gideon was right. 264 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,756 The only courageous or cool things I've ever done 265 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,382 have been because of that journal. 266 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,978 Without it, I can't help you or Stan or anyone. 267 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,556 There's gotta be something we can do. 268 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,981 What can we do? 269 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,984 Man: Bus fifty-two departing Gravity Falls. All aboard. 270 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,120 Sorry, kids. It's for the best. 271 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,120 Can't believe this is happening. 272 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,548 ( Giggles ) I've got it! I've finally got it! 273 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,512 -Get out! -( exclaims ) 274 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,139 It's finally mine! 275 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,808 At last, I have journal number... 276 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,188 Three? 277 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,190 There are three of 'em? 278 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,067 But where is journal number one? 279 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,150 I must have all three for the power to be unlocked! 280 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:07,155 But where could I-- Dipper! He must know where it is! 281 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,987 He gave me the third one and kept the first for himself! 282 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,573 I can't let him leave Gravity Falls! 283 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,872 You there! Is it ready? 284 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,048 Only one way to find out! 285 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,268 (grunts) 286 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,532 I got a good feelin' about that kid! 287 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,373 Well, Stan, this is it. Rock bottom. 288 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,292 No friends, no family, 289 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,665 stuck watching infomercials for whatever that is. 290 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,873 Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your driveway? 291 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,292 Well, then you've gotta get Owl Trowel! 292 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,260 HOW did you do it, kid? 293 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,471 Why are you always one step ahead? 294 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,764 Maybe he really is psychic after-- 295 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,011 -( ringing sound ) -Aah! My hearing aid! 296 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,802 What keeps causing that? 297 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,438 Wait a minute. That's it! I know Gideon's weakness! 298 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,060 Would Mr. Pines like a-- 299 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,266 Mwah! 300 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,695 I go vacuum my face. 301 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,373 Hey, Dipper. Wanna play bus seat treasure hunt? 302 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,707 I'm not in the mood. 303 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,867 Oh, come on. 304 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,077 We got Canadian coin, 305 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,211 gum that's shaped like Ronald Reagan's head. 306 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,414 Ooh! Miscellaneous fluid stain. 307 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:48,005 -Giant robot! -Yeah, giant robot. Wait. What? 308 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:52,556 -Look! -Halt! I command you to halt! 309 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,140 ( Both scream ) 310 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,978 Mr. bus driver! There's a giant Gideonbot coming towards us! 311 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,138 -Oh, hey, dudes! -Both: Soos! 312 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,482 Don't worry, guys. I've been a part-time bus driver 313 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,941 for at least 40 minutes. 314 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,111 One of these things is probably a clutch. 315 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,150 Hang on, dudes! 316 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,190 Aah! 317 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,861 -Soos! Look out! -Aah! 318 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,412 ( All scream ) 319 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,709 He already won! What does he want from us? 320 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,591 I got you in my sights! 321 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:29,964 Soos! Cliff! 322 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,128 -( All scream ) -( grunt of exertion ) 323 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:33,964 Soos: Aah! 324 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,810 (all screaming ) 325 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,905 Okay, what's closest to our present situation? 326 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:54,280 "Raccoon in the engine" or "angry grandparent won't leave bus"? 327 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:55,952 Probably-- probably the second one. 328 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,240 ( Panting ) Huh? 329 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,548 Tell me! Where is journal number one? 330 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,379 Both: Journal number one? 331 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,052 Don't play games with me, boy! 332 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,754 'Oh! Aah. 333 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,597 I don't know what you're talking about! 334 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,595 You took the only journal I ever had! 335 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,802 What do you even want with these journals, anyway? 336 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,721 Both: Aah! Aah! 337 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,270 -( Audibly struggling ) -Let go of her! 338 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,603 Ha ha ha! You still think you're some kind of hero? 339 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,730 Aaahhh!Unh! 340 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,193 (groans) 341 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,276 Once I find the final journal, I'll rule this town! 342 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,329 With you as my queen! ( laughs ) 343 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,077 Dippefielxsgp me! 344 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,497 Gideon: Face it, kid. You're nothing without that journal. 345 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,797 How you gonna fight back? 346 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,000 No muscles, no brains. 347 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,338 What are you gonna do? Huh? What are you gonna do? 348 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:04,763 (yelling ) 349 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,273 Let go of my sister! 350 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,278 Never! I finally won this time! 351 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,897 ( Fighting grunts ) 352 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,528 Aah! Aah! Get off! Let go of me! 353 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,041 -( Grunts ) -( grunts ) Huh? 354 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,715 ( Audible struggling ) 355 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,044 ( Screaming ) 356 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,879 Careful in there! 357 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,885 ( Screaming ) 358 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,144 Dudes! No! 359 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,255 Grappling hook! Told you it would come in handy. 360 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,131 Mabel, that was amazing! 361 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,127 Not as amazing as you defeating that robot! 362 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,302 Hey, my journal! 363 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,255 -Man: Oh, there it is! -Man 364 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,386 -What's going on? -What is that? 365 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,434 It's over here. 366 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,511 Ohhh. 367 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:28,722 Gideon! 368 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,271 Oh, good heavens! What on earth happened here? 369 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,153 It was the Pines twins. They tried to attack me 370 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,526 and blew up my statue with dynamite! 371 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:38,652 Arrest 'em! 372 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,527 -Both: What? -Officers, he's lying! 373 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,615 Sorry, kids, but we trust Gideon, 374 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,697 and nothing short of a miracle could ever change our-- 375 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,374 ( screamin9 Aah! ) 376 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,828 Wait! Wait! Stop everything! I've got something to say! 377 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,415 -Not this guy again. -Just wait! Look! 378 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,876 You guys all think Gideon is so perfect and honest. 379 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,382 "Oh, I could never tell a lie! I'm Gideon!" 380 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,838 He's more honest than you! 381 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,719 Yeah! And he's psychic too! 382 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:09,054 How's this for psychic? Bam! Take a good look! 383 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,853 Wait a minute! Is that me? 384 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:16,812 The secret ingredient to my coffee omelet is coffee! 385 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,229 And me! 386 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,565 I can verify that that birthmark is indeed disgusting. 387 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,066 Hooray! 388 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,781 Onlookers: That's me! 389 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,988 That's right! These pins are hidden cameras! 390 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,828 And my hearing aid was picking up the feedback! 391 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,001 Who's the fraud now? 392 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,795 Gideon, we gave you our trust. 393 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,672 You lied to us! 394 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,050 Please, I-- ( gasps ) It's not what it looks like. 395 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,055 What are you gonna do with me? 396 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:46,803 Tyler? 397 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:49,935 Get him. 398 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,104 ( Sniffles ) Get him. 399 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,599 -( Gasps ) -Li'I Gideon, you are under arrest... 400 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,811 For conspiracy, fraud, and breaking our hearts. 401 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,154 Durland, the tiny handcuffs. 402 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,282 Wha-- no! 403 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,785 Just one more thing. 404 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,705 Let go of me! Ow! Ow! Ow! 405 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,075 I believe this belongs to me. 406 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,453 No! No! Watch the hair! 407 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,672 You can't do this to me! Y'all are sheep! 408 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,507 You need me! I'll be back! 409 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,005 You'll hear from my lawyers! 410 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,085 There you have it. 411 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,678 Local hero Stanford Pines has just exposed 412 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,298 Li'I Gideon as a fraud. 413 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,428 Anything you have to say to the town, Stanford? 414 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,181 The Mystery Shack is back, baby! 415 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,768 ( Iaughil19 ) 416 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,148 ( Sighs ) 417 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,861 ( laughs ) Oh, thank you, thank you! 418 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,829 ( Champs ) 419 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,707 ( Mewing ) Hey, Grunkle Stan! 420 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,209 Uh, you kiddos settling back in okay? 421 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,961 Yep! All of my favorite moldy spots 422 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,884 on the ceiling are still there! 423 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,716 Even you, Daryl! 424 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,840 Hey, Grunkle Stan, me and Mabel have been talking, 425 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,058 and I think there's something we should finally tell you. 426 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,311 This is a journal I found in the woods. 427 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,138 It talks about all the crazy stuff that 428 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,847 goes on in Gravity Falls. 429 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,479 Gideon nearly destroyed the whole town trying to find it. 430 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,436 I don't know what it means, or who wrote it, 431 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,111 but after all we've been through, 432 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,694 maybe you should finally know about it. 433 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,617 I'm glad you showed me this, Dipper. 434 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:32,030 ( laughs ) Now I know where you've been getting it all from! 435 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,657 Spookums and monsters. 436 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:37,210 This kooky book has been filling your head with crazy conspiracies! 437 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:38,286 But it's all real! 438 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:42,215 ( laughs ) You gotta quit readin' this fantasy nonsense for your own good. 439 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,042 Although some of these would make great attractions! 440 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,719 Can't come up with this stuff! Mind if I borrow this? 441 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,303 Wait! No! Grunkle Stan! 442 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,932 ( laughingly) "Magic book." Ridiculous! 443 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,261 -Stan, I need it! -Dipper, you don't need that book! 444 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:55,512 Don't you see? 445 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,813 On your own you defeated a giant robot 446 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,686 with nothing but your bare hands! 447 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,189 You're a hero whether you've got that journal or not! 448 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:06,272 Whoa. Thanks, Mabel. I still want it back though. 449 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,698 I'm sure you'll get it back. 450 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:11,244 What would a boring old man like Stan want with that book anyway? 451 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,742 -( Both gasp ) -Soos'ed! 452 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,783 ( Both laughing ) 453 00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,951 After all these years. 454 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,672 Finally, I have them all. 455 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,635 It's working! 456 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:22,977 ( Grunts with exertion ) 457 00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:32,032 Here we go.